Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Oh Boy, I may have finally lost it.

Dear dude in the poorly suped-up Civic,

1. Your stereo is too loud if it is shaking my whole house while you are stopped at the end of my street.

2. Why the heck are you stopped at the end of my street? This is the suburbs.  No one is going to challenge you to a race here.

3. You are not the Drift King! The fact that you put this on your car is evidence that you almost certainly can't drift nor are you a king of anything.

4. The fact that you would use a c-level series of movies as your life inspiration is sad.

5. Stop pretending you are just hanging out and ask someone for directions. Or better yet go 2 blocks away to the gas station and ask them for directions and stop reverberating my house!

Thank you,

Mommy J


Dear Mommy J,

You are officially an ornery old geezer. And don't deny that one of your favorite movies is The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.




Dear Self,

At least I recognize how bad this movie is!  Which is why I like it.  That and the Hulk Car.

Mommy J


Dear Mommy J,

Do you realize you are writing letters to yourself?

Yours truly,



Dear Self,

Yes, yes I do.

~Mommy J

PS: I need more sleep, or coffee or both.


Anonymous said...

Love this post, too funny!

Cheryl said...

Dear Mommy J ignore letters from self it is clear odd behaviour of writing to ones self is caused by dude in civic excessive noise! :)

Susan Liberatore said...

You are hilarious! I talk to myself so really, it's kind of the same thing.
And every time I hear music playing that loud in a car while I am INSIDE my home...I wonder how loud it must be IN the actual car.
I am old. Oy.

Mommy LaDy Club said...

This is so funny!! I have actually seen that Tokyo Drift movie. I just happened to catch it, and I rarely see anything...weird. You know when you just want to watch something dumb?

Courtney Pies said...

This made me smile. :)

I'm visiting from VoiceBoks. :) I'm following through RSS feed via email and GFC.


Nexlegacy Performance Institute said...

this is too funny....crazy...but funny! :)

S Dupree said...

Saw your tweet about an app I reviewed, decided to check you out. :) Glad I came across this post made me laugh and I needed that this morning!

Post a Comment